First of all, this exists.
And this is what it sounds like.
Incidentally, I have a Fabio story of my own. After all, who doesn’t? I was working at Busch Gardens the day this happened-
In case you don’t know, Fabio was invited to ride the very first go round of a new roller coaster called Apollo’s Chariot. He did and during which, a goose hit him in the face, breaking his nose and killing the goose. I was sitting in the worker’s cafeteria and all of a sudden security come through escorting a bloody faced Fabio through towards the offices in the back. He said one thing I heard as he walked briskly through. “Are the ladies okay?” A class act.